Kids say the darnest things....

So, today in class a student asked me if I was pregnant. Well, not actually. What he asked was  if I had a kid in there? And I asked, "In where?" Then he pointed to my stomach. I asked him, "does it look like I have a baby in my stomach?" Which he then said, "Yes!" and another student added it, "Yea, you do look like you have a baby in your tummy." After I cried a tear of sadness for myself, I made them move their clips... Just kidding. But man, I guess I need to start exercising more and eating a little better so my students don't start to spread rumors about me being pregnant. Just so you all know, no, I am not pregnant! And of course, these two students were both boys...